Fart Smella T Shirt Size:Small because the payoff sits at

because the payoff sits at the end of the line

this is the comeback you get to wear on repeat

Line it up with our other offensive t-shirts for the days when you fancy gently rattling a cage or two

then the gag pivots and rewards anyone who has worn the uniform with a private nod

It suits anyone who takes the protection of memorials and monuments personally and isn't quiet about saying so

Fart Smella T Shirt Size:Small because the payoff sits atFart Smella, The Dad Joke That Says It Backwards Every household has one man who insists he is the clever one while clearing the room behind him. The spoonerism does the work, calling him a smart fella and a fart smella in the same breath, and he will wear it like a medal. Worn by the dad who thinks he is hilarious and is mostly right, it leans into his proudest contradiction. He gets to claim genius and own the smell in one go, which is exactly his