Knight of the Kitchen Sink ("protection from two-word names") [Unstable] SPA Cruzado akroniense put one of those cards

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Set: Born of the Gods Type: Creature — Human Soldier Common Cost: {2}{W} Heroic — Whenever you cast a spell that targets Elite Skirmisher

Set: Guilds of Ravnica Type: Artifact Creature — Cleric Uncommon Cost: {4} Trample Rampaging Monument enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it

This one just gets you

{T}: Counter target activated ability from an artifact source

Knight of the Kitchen Sink ("protection from two-word names") [Unstable] SPA Cruzado akroniense put one of those cardsSet: Unstable Type: Artifact Creature Cyborg Knight Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {W}{W} First strike, protection from two word names (Nothing with exactly two words in its name can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature. Hyphenated words are one word.) "Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the olive forks."