Porridge Perfume Oil fairytale let's picture the perfect man

let's picture the perfect man washing up all sail-tanned and salty

but the kind with the hippie dancing and pop-up henna yurts

and sandalwood for hot skin

your significant other’s farts

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Porridge Perfume Oil fairytale let's picture the perfect manJust as warm and comforting as you want it to be, this one's a blend of oats, cinnamon, honey, dried figs, and sweet cream. About . 3oz in a little glass bottle complete with roll on thinger. Individually shrink wrapped, and tested on friends, not animals. The carrier oils I use are fractionated coconut oil and unrefined hemp seed oil, which make for a light, non greasy feel when applied. The vitamin e is in there as an antioxidant. You'll notice the