Club, Kotaku, and Paste Magazine
There are two main reasons well have our work cut out for us
Casting burn spells will grant it +1/+1 at no additional cost, and some Burn decks can turn this into a 3/4 and attack the enemy without fear by turn two
If that creature had power 2 or less, put a +1/+1 counter on Driftgloom Coyote
There are some obvious jokes here - maybe the famous philosopher's inclusion in the game necessitates renaming it Magic: The Symposium - but, all that aside, we do have a pretty good card here
Still, its only been printed once at base rarity in a normal set, and it sees enough play in decks like Dragapult and Gholdengo to make its Reverse Holo version worth something to fans who want an option between the normal print and the Ultra Rare print