Phyrexian Censor Chief: What can I say
The name of the game in Standard has been to get Abhorrent Oculus cheated onto the battlefield and Tersa Lightshatter can make sure the hits keep landing
Boltwave is close enough in simplicity and function that it fits
We dont require full frontal nudity, of course, but this thing should at least have legs, otherwise no amount of strength will ever make him that intimidating
Enigma Sphinx in particular is great as youre guaranteed to replay it back at a later portion of the game when it dies, allowing you to cast a spell for free every time its ability goes to the stack
[5] Prior to the game's release, she was marketed extensively in promotional material such as trailers, screenshots, box art and game descriptions or summaries as its main villain