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The fact that it drops all of your lands into play means this could easily find a home in a ramp deck with a lot more lands than usual and each time you play one of these your hand gets filled with spells
There are very few ways to actually lose energy counters outside of spending them, but it is possible with stray cards like Suncleanser and Final Act
It is a 3/3 Saga Knight with Indestructible that is an amazing Knight Token creator, summoning three 2/2 Knight Tokens at I,II,III and IV, while at V it gives a temporary +2/+2 buff until end of turn to all other creatures we control but also an Indestructible counter on each of them
In the right deck, maybe a Kyler, Sigardian Emissary deck, this pal can stack up to hella heights and be big time board wipe insurance
I kind of wish it was a cute little Kronk