If you wanted [card]Zulaport Cutthroat[/card] to be reach to close out a game, perhaps a Black-White weenie strategy with a multitude of 2/1s for one, including [card]Kytheon, Hero of Akros[/card], along with [card]Drana, Liberator of Malakir[/card] and [card]Sorin, Solemn Visitor[/card] could be fast enough to punish midrange decks
Some attacks may inflict Special Conditions, like burns
This TCG may not be the shiny new kid on the block, but its still going strong after all this time
Ascend on a permanent isn't a triggered ability and doesn't use the stack
Wizards of the Coast knows this, and it's a huge reason why the abilities are unlikely to return to a tournament legal set
Obviously, Yu-Gi-Oh did well with this full circle homage, and it comes some years after the TCG gave fans Emerging Emergency Rescute Rescue