When hes not playing Magic or making Magic content, he can be found teaching college-level history courses or caring for a menagerie of pets with his wife.
If that doesn't work, hit them with Kindly Customer and Boros Charm, because you want them coming back for boba (and to play again)
Regardless of how you do it, designing rares to be weaker than player expectations is quite courageous in the year 2026
As a consequence, occasionally sheets are cut improperly with their cards sold as "non-factory cut," or NFC, colloquially
Laboratory Maniac $6.00 Laboratory Maniac was (as far as I know) the first alt-wincon for an empty library, and it completely turned the way certain decks play on their head
Your spells cannot be countered, so go away Blue