Its a satisfying substitute for the real thing
Even outside of the more pushed cards, there are multiple lord effects and a solid make a token creature all at two mana

2 Fortune Lady Pasty 1 Fortune Lady Earth 1 Fortune Lady Dark 2 Fortune Lady Water 1 Fortune Lady Fire 1 Fortune Lady Light 3 Psi-Reflector 2 Effect Veiler 1 Silent Magician 1 Assault Beast 1 Destrudo the Lost Dragons Frisson 3 Fortune Lady Callig 3 Fortune Vision 2 Fortunes Fture 3 Spellbook of Secrets 2 Spellbook of Knowledge 2 Instant Fusion 2 Emergency Teleport 1 One for One 1 Harpies Feather Duster 1 Fortune Lady Rewind 1 Assault Mode 1 Nine Pillars of Yang Zing 1 Fortune Lady Every 1 Thousand-Eyes Restrict 1 Sea Monster of Theseus 1 Denglong, First of the Yang Zing 1 Dewloren, Tiger King of the Ice Barrier 1 Cyberse Quantum Dragon 1 PSY-Framelord Zeta 1 Shooting Riser Dragon 1 Borreload Savage Dragon 1 Crystal Wing Synchro Dragon 1 Linkuriboh 1 Puzzlomino, the Drop-n-Deleter 1 Akashic Magician 1 Crystron Glassfiber 1 Black Luster Soldier Chaos Soldier Kuriboh Deck That Uses Blood Blossom of the Afterlife [Deck Concept] A Kuriboh Deck that uses Blood Blossom of the Afterlife

We want it to exist because it adds interesting elements to gameplay, but experience has shown us that land destruction-themed decks piss off the majority of our players
Every turn, you receive energy to attach to either your active or benched Pokmon, allowing them to launch attacks that vary in damage and effects
Decks that meet those requirements get a unique artifact that controls the board with little effort