Help Us Robin Hood Hoodie Corporate Pizza Sucks Do you even lift bro

Do you even lift bro

I've got like a group Halloween thing going where I'm Elliot from ET so I made a hoodie so that I can ship it to myself

Feel like cosplaying as a teenage college student with exceptional athletic ability and Spartan-like training while you smash hoagies and put away beers by the pitcher

You may still get kicked out

Some of those first on the chopping block should hopefully be pretty straightforward

Help Us Robin Hood Hoodie Corporate Pizza Sucks Do you even lift broThings are bad and getting worse Robin Hood. If you are the ageless mythological archetype that I'm hoping you are, please bestow your spirit and fortitude on someone with a digital bow and arrow that can pierce the mightiest of firewalls and liberate the financial inequities hoarded in the miasma of ones and zeros by the greedy billionaires. You don't have a batsignal, so let this shirt shine as a beacon in the darkness with the everlasting hope of