Expensive College Long Sleeve Tee Size:S Don't let those signs outside

Don't let those signs outside the convenience store tell you what to do

Unless you're over 30

Protest that by going generic and giving us your money instead

with the text "FLORAL PATTERN" on it

We don't know the kind of people you associate with

Expensive College Long Sleeve Tee Size:S Don't let those signs outsidePeople don't say they "went to Harvard," they say they "went to school in Cambridge." They want you to know they had the means and access to attend one of the world's most elite institutions while keeping it slightly vague and mysterious. Maybe this shirt follows their example. Maybe it makes fun of them. Maybe it's a protest shirt providing a critique of the increasingly bifurcated pathways between the haves and have nots within a largely unchecked